ON THE ROAD Mrs Toad The scrubbings and the washings And the noses with the drippings And the sopas always boiling... Mozo, Gringo, Grundel Si, Si Mrs Toad The panes and windows falling With the diaper changing With the roof she's leaking And the enchiladas spoiling Mozo, Gringo, Grundel Oooh... Mrs Toad Do you know how to do these things Like you will have to do these things Or does the very thought of it make you wince All Uhh... Mrs Toad I thought so Then, don't marry the prince Thumbelina Oh dear Mrs Toad You see, hey? You become a big a-star like me. We make big moneys together. You make Mama rich. You are important person. You are famous. You are a star! Thumbelina A star? Well, I suppose... Mrs Toad Now, repeat after me... We are the Singers de Espana, the original cast And there hasn't been a town we haven't played Mozo, Gringo, Grundel We are the Singers de Espana and we sing very fast Mozo We get on Grundel We get off Gringo We get paid Mrs Toad Sing! Thumbelina Could you say that a little slower? Mrs Toad Slower? We don't do ballads. Thumbelina Oh, maybe I could take notes. Mrs Toad We are free and independent, we go everywhere And we gotcha gotcha gochee all the way We're gonna teach you how to samba and to ramba y la bamba And every number Thumbelina, say ole! Singers de Espana Come on the road, my little castanet Come on the road, and famous you will get Mrs Toad I'll make you star, get you small guitar Singers de Espana You'll be hot muchacha once I gotcha Mrs Toad On the road Mozo, Gringo, Grundel Thumbelinacita! No one could be sweet-a! Sing with Mamacita! We go on the road, Huah! Mrs Toad Ay, yi yi yi yi! Ay, que pero bien bailan mis ranitos la conga! Now we sing We open Monday in Medina then we do Babylon Then we hop to Barcelona for a week Thumbelina We do? Mrs Toad Then for a month in Athens at the Parthenon Where they love us 'cause we do the show in Greek Mozo, Gringo, Grundel We are the finest in the business, it's a well known fact And you'll forgive us if we have to blow the horn Mrs Toad Because this isn't any ordinary animal act And today a star is born! Mozo, Gringo, Grundel Go on the road, you'll hear the peoples roar You're not a toad Mrs Toad But that's what make-up's for Mozo, Gringo, Grundel Just sing on pitch, we get very rich Wait until they see the Thumbelina Mrs Toad On the road Mozo, Gringo, Grundel Singing Thumbelina, dancing Thumbelina, something Thumbelina Mrs Toad Now I make her sing Thumbelina AAaaaaahhhhhhh! Mrs Toad Bueno, muy bueno, you got it! Mozo, Gringo, Grundel Come on the road, we make you big success Come on the road Mrs Toad You're in the union, yes? Mozo, Gringo, Grundel The life, she's sweet Mrs Toad Si! Mozo, Gringo, Grundel Lots of flies to eat Mrs Toad Yum yum! Mozo, Gringo, Grundel So why be little fish in little pond When you can go so far beyond Mrs Toad I think perhaps we make you blonde Singers de Espana When we get on the road Thumbelina On the road All Let's hit the road! Ole!